I'M BACK....(i promise)

Please ignore the fact I look like a pig in this picture, and the fact i am wearing legwarmers and converses..and the fact my outfit is slightly ridiculous (a group of my friends got drunk and decided that we should have a 'MASSIVE CHILLAAA' -i dont know what that means either- and go to a club dressed like this) however revel with me in my purchase.

Balenciaga Part-time baby! yeah!

i truly enjoy it, im sitting here stroking it right now. mmmm...

Anyways i have been away for a LONG time, i apologise, have no decent excuse just feeling less than expressive, but now i'm back in my home town of LANDAN TOWN and it feels good.

I went to new york in my blogging absence and i must say, Londoners are better dressed.

HA USA HA, i said it.

of course there are a many impeccably dressed new yorkers who's style surpasses the average, but there just seems to be more Londoners who give a damn.

So very glad to call this darling city my home despite the fact its currently raining like a ***** .

oh and did you guys hear zara online shopping starts on sept 2nd

im considering becoming an escort to keep myself in chic blazers and versace-inspired hankerchief skirts, thoughts?

n.b: I do not endorse prostitution.

Unless of course you're trying to afford Balmain...